XSW - Shows From The Crypt Episode 1: A Star War

Match Card

• Tonight's shocking show takes us all the way back to 2021 and brings us XSW World Champion, Sen. Richard Gladhand's 2nd defense, where he takes on the winner of the 2020 Forever Game, Dominic Geronimo!
• Then, The Beast from the Yeast, Boulangerie defends her RESPECT Championship against Delightful Dan the God Damn Candy Man.
• The games of one-upsmanship between Doc Diamondfire and Hank G Houston comes to a head in a singles match between the two winning steakers.
• After their confrontation in the 2020 Forever Game, The Bogey of the Gladhand Administration, Prince Divott takes on the newest member of the Pussi Family, Princesa Pussi!
• OrthoDADtist (Big Floss Man and Ultimate Father) take on the brand new team, Gorillas on the Mat (Dian Fossey and a gorilla)in tag team action.
• We hear from the devious Wall$treet!
• And finally, one half of the XSW Tag Team Champions, Captain Romance's wars of words with Ref Katy culminates physically in a no holds barred, anything goes match!